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Black Devil Doll
 My latest interview with Mubia Abu-Jamal, AKA Black Devil Doll, was not an easy piece to write, even harder to edit. In fact I didn't even bother editing, I decided to run it as is; Mubia is without a doubt the most outspoken subject I have interviewed yet! Please take a moment to sit down and see what the star of Black Devil Doll has to say about filmmaking, ho's, and whats next on his diminutive, short sighted horizon! Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, Black Devil Doll! Please be advised the following interview is filled with expletives, stereotypes, and all sorts of prurient, unacceptable language that is sure to entertain some and offend others, if you are offended, Fuck you! If not, read on motherfucker!
- Tell us a little bit about yourself and how you got the part in Black Devil Doll. Is there a sequel in the works, and if so, can we expect to see some new acts of violence and depravity or are you content with the tried and true methods of offing white bitches and fucking dead guys we saw in BDD?
 Beside the fact that I'm the smoothest, most cold-blooded nigger on the face of the Earth, it's pretty mother fuckin' easy to get the lead part when you is the subject of a damn biography, dummy! Now as far as a sequal goes, you gonna have to ask dem fools that made the first one. And they sure as shit better be ready to break me off a bigger piece of the pie! I went and got me one of dem Jew lawyers, so you can bet yo honky ass I'll be stickin' it to the man doubley good this time.
- Every guy's heard all the usual bitch whines, but let's talk splinters. Does having a wooden dick present any special challenges (that would be bitching) about say, splinters? Was this a problem during filming or is your knob polished to the point where it's not an issue? Also at any point was a stunt cock used?
Stunt cock? FUCK YOU! And you ain't gonna see no splinters comin' off a wood cock that get polished all day by tripple Grade 'A' white pussy.
- You're single again, now that your girlfriend Heather's brains are snail tracking down the wall. Are you planning on finding a new bitch or is Mubia going stag? Also, can puppets contract STD's? And if so what itchy surprises are waiting your next unsuspecting hose?
 Now let's get one thing clear, nigga! Heather was nothing more to me than just another notch in this pimps belt. And I oughtta belt you in your mouf for even asking me about my sexual health history. Mother fuckin' press always be wantin' to get all way up in my shit! Look, I've had my share of genital warts, ain't gonna front, but it ain't nothin' that can't be solved with a rotary tool and some 400 grit sandpaper.
- Short men are often at a disadvantage when it comes to snagging the big, corn-fed bitches. How have you overcome your vertical challenge? And what about midgets- ever fuck a munchkin?
Who the fuck you callin' short, nigga?
- You fucked White-T's ass pretty hard. Are you batting for both teams or was that simply a power play?
 Ain't nothing gay about prison sex, son. Granted, I didn't fuck that dumb ass cracker while we was in prison, but I had just gotten released. It was more a result of a rough adjustment period to the outside world. Ya dig?
- Did you enjoy working with Director Jonathan Lewis or was he a pretentious fuck you wanted to cap and ass bang?
Not exactly sure what "pretentious" means. But if it means "shiftless, lazy bastard", then you right on the money.
- Large, buxom bimbos seem to be your preferred victims. Why? Have you considered extending your carnage to hot Asian chicks or skinny Jewish girls? And if not, why do you stick to one type of bitch?
 We all gots a type, negro! And my type is a white bitch with some meat on her damn bones. Ain't got no time for skinny Jews and Orientals, leave that shit for white mother fuckers with small dicks.
- You're obviously a West Coast banger (if you pardon our pun). Are you planning any East Coast escapades? Or perhaps the great Mid-west?
I been planting my seed all over this nigger-hatin' country of ours since the early 60's. Sheeeeit, I must have warrants for non-payment of child support in at least 40 damn states. Think my next move is gonna be up north, up to Canada. I hear you gotta beat the white pussy up there off ya with a damn stick. Then it's off to Norway...
- Black Devil Doll took a lot of heat. If you could get everyone into a room who gave you and the film shit, what would you say or do?
I would thank them all for coming, shake their hands and congratulate them all for stirring up so much damn shit that they helped double the projected pre-sales of the DVD. Then I would douse all them mother fuckers with gasoline, light a match and laugh my black ass off as they all turned to fuckin' ash.
- It wasn't hard to tell that many of the funbags in this film where silicone based. What are your thoughts on breast enhancements? Do you prefer the gravity defiers or do like them jugs to jiggle and jump?
I like all titties! Big titties, small titties, firm titties, droopy titties. Much like the vagina and anus, both offer all sorts of wondrous delights for a black mans penis and tongue.
- Has a victim ever fucked you so good you let her go? If so, what freaky shit did she do? Plus, you covered most of the go-to sex acts; water sports, butt fucking a dead guy, ass eating... but no fisting. What's up with that?
 I will always be the last mother fucker a bitch ever fucks. Fisting? Fisting is for faggots.
- Seeing you "at work" dispelled the stereotype of "black men don't eat pussy". Can you tell us a little bit about this stereotype and how you feel about being the one who finally killed that misconception? And what do you say to a bitch who wont take a "bite of chocolate" because of this vicious rumor?
Show me a nigga that don't go down on a bitch, and I'll show you a nigga that ain't ever had him some white pussy.
- Thirteen is our last and wild card question: If the world was turned into a negative and you were the only human on a planet full of mutha-fuckin' puppets how would this affect your work?
You dumb ass crackers take too much of that LSD.
KillingBoxx Note: In conclusion I would like to say that if you have found the above interview entertaining in any way, please be sure to check out the film, Black Devil Doll, and filmmaker's Jonathan and Shawn Lewis whose latest feature Bottomfeeder starring the one and only Joe "Captain Rhodes" Pilato, will soon be offending nationwide!
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