KillingBoxx Logo Advocates of Everything Grim







BoxxOffice
Let's face it, there's a shit-ton of film reviewers out there. more...
• A Perfect Getaway
  ~ Remote dead ends and deadly games! A Perfect Getaway
• Angels With Dirty Faces
  ~ You'll Slap me?, you slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!
• Band of Brothers
  ~ As soon as you hit play, you know you are in for one hell of a cinematic ride of epic proportions!
• Bandolero!
  ~ I always knew Grandpa Walton was up to no good!
• Basic Instinct
  ~ Sharon Stone picks away the competition! Basic Instinct
• Bitch Slap
  ~ 8 tits and three dicks don't make a movie!
• Bound
  ~ Do you care for a taste of pleasure? Bound
• Boxcar Bertha
  ~ Two dollars to touch boobs, ten for below the belt, Boxcar Bertha!
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
  ~ Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia! (and maybe some air freshener too!)
• Convoy
  ~ Ali MacGraw without pants, I'm there! Convoy
• Croc
  ~ Croc, of shit!
• Cross of Iron
  ~ Futility incorporated, Peckinpah's Cross of Iron
• Daredevil (Director's Cut)
  ~ Rock reassesses Daredevil, I disagree, you be the judge!
• Dead Man's Bounty
  ~ An American dead guy in Poland, Dead Man's Bounty
• Dead Noon
  ~ Director Wiest delivers Rodriquez and Harryhausen's love child and calls it Dead Noon!
• Death Force
  ~ Laprade directs and Wilson kicks some ass!
• Devil's Tomb, The
  ~ Even Hellboy is trapped in The Devil's Tomb
• Duplicity
  ~ What the hell is Julia Roberts doing in the boxx? Duplicity
• Feast 3 - The Happy Finish
  ~ Hey you! Stop fucking that cat and look at this, Feast III - The Happy Finish
• Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
  ~ Can't wait to get me some sloppy seconds!
• Flame and Citron
  ~ Sub-titles won't hurt you, check out this Danish Nazi film!
• Flammen og Citronen
  ~ Sub-titles won't hurt you, check out this Danish Nazi film!
• Hell Ride
  ~ Unfortunately I can't recommend taking this Hell Ride
• Hot Fuzz
  ~ Pegg, Frost, and Wright bitchslap the action film! Hot Fuzz
• House On Telegraph Hill
  ~ If you could get away with it, you would! House on Telegraph Hill
• Inglourious Basterds
  ~ Who knew Brad Pitt could speak Italian, Inglourious Basterds
• Jonah Hex
  ~ Some heroes are better left in four colors...
• Junior
  ~ I can only think of four reasons to see Junior
• Kick-Ass
  ~ Kick-Ass kicks Spider-Man's ass!
• Klute
  ~ Take a whore's bath with Jane! Klute and a prostitute named Bree
• LA Confidential
  ~ The Rock enters the mid 90's and tackles LA Confidential!
• Lifeboat
  ~ Talk about a fishing vacation, Lifeboat!
• Not Quite Hollywood
  ~ Smutty... nothing wrong with that! Death by screwing anyone?
• Nun of That
  ~ She's the habit that will break you! Nun of That
• Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid
  ~ Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid, the grim end to the real west!
• Pistoleros
  ~ Bullets and babes and blood oh my!
• Punisher: War Zone
  ~ Fuck the tights! Give me the Punisher: War Zone
• Rogue
  ~ Don't worry mate, we are perfectly safe on this boat ... Rogue
• Rollerball
  ~ Take your lead from Jonathan E., Rollerball and the wrong right!
• Run! Bitch Run!
  ~ Jam packed with bitches and balls deep in violence! Run! Bitch Run!
• Run! Bitch Run!
  ~ A KillingBoxx Goocher... Run! Bitch Run!
• Saboteur
  ~ Thank heavens we are still members of a democracy! Saboteur
• Seven Thieves
  ~ Candy Barr and Joanie jiggles! Seven Thieves
• Severance
  ~ So how many fuckups can one set of dimwitted company representatives throw themselves into, on just one team-building trip outside of the office?
• Shuttle
  ~ That's a nice bag of fingers! Shuttle
• Taken
  ~ Taken, nowhere near enough Famke but still fun!
• The Adventures of Robin Hood
  ~ Fuck the dude in tights! Bring on Maid Marion...The Adventures of Robin Hood
• The Burrowers
  ~ I think you are gonna dig this one! The Burrowers
• The Dead Don't Scream
  ~ First you will wish you hadn't, then you will be glad you did. The Dead Don't Scream
• The Maltese Falcon
  ~ Sam Spade is on the case! The Maltese Falcon
• The Old Dark House
  ~ Wouldn't you love to spend a night in The Old Dark House!
• The Perfect Sleep
  ~ Whose blood is this?
• The Strangers
  ~ It's not French but its still scary!
• Thriller- en grym film (a cruel picture)
  ~ There aint no Michael Jackson beating it in this! Thriller-a cruel picture
• White Dog
  ~ If only we were all colorblind...
• Wonder Woman
  ~ Wonder Woman, eleven year old boys and a tent!
• X-Men Origins: Wolverine
  ~ Wolverine de-clawed. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
KillingBoxx, LLC © 2010  •  All Rights Reserved
Albino Black Cat - Web Design