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Ace In The Hole
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It's as good as chewin' gum with a silver wrapper!
Ace In The Hole
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Adam Resurrected
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You! The funniest man in Germany, make us laugh!
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After Dark, My Sweet
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He shouldn't have loved her...
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Albino Alligator
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Rock looks at an
Albino Alligator
that sank like a stone in 1997
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Angels With Dirty Faces
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You'll Slap me?, you slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!
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Basic Instinct
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Sharon Stone picks away the competition!
Basic Instinct
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Bound
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Do you care for a taste of pleasure?
Bound
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Boxcar Bertha
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Two dollars to touch boobs, ten for below the belt,
Boxcar Bertha
!
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia! (and maybe some air freshener too!)
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Brothers In Communion
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Dumont delivers a dark drama from New Hampshire!
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Caged
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Where do I begin Ms. Harper?
Caged
!
•
Casablanca
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A perfect 13 film for a perfect Sunday!
Casablanca
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Cassandra's Dream
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A Woody Allen film in Stereo!
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Contact
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Its March! Time to put on our shorts and go for a swim.
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Convoy
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Ali MacGraw without pants, I'm there!
Convoy
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Crossroads
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The Karate Kid meets Chickenfoot!
Crossroads
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Dark Streets
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A naive playboy's charmed life begins to spiral out of control.
Dark Streets
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Dark Woods
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As if being terminally ill isnt bad enough!
Dark Woods
•
David and Lisa
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Nothing like a little mental illness for a Friday morning!
David and Lisa
•
Defiance
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The Rock offers
Defiance
!
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Deliverance
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Squeal piggy squeal!
Deliverance
is still the baddest motherfucker in the woods!
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Duplicity
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What the hell is Julia Roberts doing in the boxx?
Duplicity
•
Eden Lake
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If you are looking for warm and fuzzy, stay the fuck away from
Eden Lake
!
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Emerald Cowboy
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A Japanese vaquero in Columbia dares and wins!
Emerald Cowboy
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Endings
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Sometimes only strangers can help...
Endings
•
Esmeraldero
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A Japanese vaquero in Columbia dares and wins!
Esmeraldero
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Flame and Citron
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Sub-titles won't hurt you, check out this Danish Nazi film!
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Flammen og Citronen
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Sub-titles won't hurt you, check out this Danish Nazi film!
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Funny Games
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Watts and Roth tear it up!
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Gran Torino
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Clint Eastwood simply cannot be outdone,
Gran Torino
!
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Grand Hotel
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A prodigal son named Felix!
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Hemo
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A love story with teeth...
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Homicidal
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It's not Hitchcock's
Psycho
, but don't overlook Castle's
Homicidal
!
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In A Lonely Place
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This film won't bogart your time,
In A Lonely Place
•
Kansas City Bomber
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Mother Juggs in the roller ring!
Kansas City Bomber
•
Klute
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Take a whore's bath with Jane!
Klute
and a prostitute named Bree
•
LA Confidential
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The Rock enters the mid 90's and tackles
LA Confidential
!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
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First the Pistols and the Clash and now
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
•
Lifeboat
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Talk about a fishing vacation,
Lifeboat
!
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Little Women
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Will examines the four
Little Women
!
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Lolita
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Twisted adults and nubile nymphs!
Lolita
•
Marked Woman
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The inside story on the underworld's most vicious bondage!
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Mata Hari
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If you are in possession of this woman's head, please return it!
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Match Point
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Did anyone ever tell you, you play a very aggressive game?
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Miller's Crossing
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One in the ankle and one to the head!
Miller's Crossing
!
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Mommie Dearest
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Why must everything be a contest!
Mommie Dearest
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Mr. Skeffington
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"Hi Mom, I'm home!"
Mr. Skeffington
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Mulholland Falls
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This isn't America Jack, this is LA!
Mulholland Falls
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Murder, My Sweet
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Ever feel like a duck in a shooting gallery?
Murder, My Sweet
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Network
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The most important film ever made?
Network
•
Night Nurse
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Bootleggers and milk baths!
Night Nurse
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Notorious
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Hitchcock, Grant, Bergman. You do the math,
Notorious
•
Novocaine
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A dental dilemma of damning dalliance!
Novocaine
•
On Borrowed Time
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"Aunt Demetria is a pismire" - 'Pud'
•
On Dangerous Ground
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What kind of job is this anyway?
On Dangerous Ground
•
Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid
~
Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid
, the grim end to the real west!
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Repulsion
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Polanski meets "The Rock" and
Repulsion
gets bodyslammed!
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Saboteur
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Thank heavens we are still members of a democracy!
Saboteur
•
Scrapbook
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It took a hell of a lot of big grapes to make this SCRAPBOOK!
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Seance on a Wet Afternoon
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With a name and a number, anything is possible!
Séance on a Wet Afternoon
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Serial: Amoral Uprising
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Have you ever been mad enough to kill?
Serial: Amoral Uprising
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Shadows and Fog
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Time to take matters into our own hands!
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Shock Corridor
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Shock the monkey with
Shock Corridor
!
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Shuttle
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That's a nice bag of fingers!
Shuttle
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Somewhere in the Night
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A noir story of tresspassing and a burned out love -
Somewhere in the Night
!
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Surveillance
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This is why I watch movies!
Surveillance
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Taking Lives
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Taking Lives
, it's the sexual element!
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The Adventures of Robin Hood
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Fuck the dude in tights! Bring on Maid Marion...
The Adventures of Robin Hood
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The Chase
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All star cast kicks Redford's ass, hair still perfect!
The Chase
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The China Syndrome
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Kimberly Wells can fluff my piece anytime!
The China Syndrome
•
The Dark Corner
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Lucy I'm home!
The Dark Corner
has at least one Ball
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The End of August at the Hotel Ozone
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The countdown is on...
The End of August at the Hotel Ozone
•
The Fountain
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Jackman can act! Weisz will make you cry! Aaronofsky's
The Fountain
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The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing
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Where did I leave my solid gold revolver?
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The Maltese Falcon
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Sam Spade is on the case!
The Maltese Falcon
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The Naked Kiss
~
The Naked Kiss
, I don't think this one needs a tagline!
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The Narrow Margin
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What a great day for a train ride -
The Narrow Margin
!
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The Night of the Iguana
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Time to head to Puerto Vallarta!
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The Paper Chase
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That is the most intelligent thing you have said all day...
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The Pawnbroker
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Monday is harsh and so is
The Pawnbroker
!
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The Perfect Sleep
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Whose blood is this?
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The Purchase Price
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I'm marrying a wheat farmer!
The Purchase Price
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The Shanghai Gesture
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"I've lived by my own ordinances for a long time now, and I intend to disregard all others"- 'Mother' Gin Sling
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The Short Films Of Boris Schaarschmidt
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Put on the short pants its time to go to school!
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The Three Faces of Eve
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One body and a ménage à trois of personalities!
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The Torch Singer
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Questioning penguins and toasty hot torch singers!
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Three on a Match
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1 match, 3 cigarettes and life stories!
Three on a Match
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Two Minute Warning
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Heston and Cassavetes, need I say more!
Two Minute Warning
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Undercurrent
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Do I detect an
Undercurrent
of lust regarding Katherine Hepburn?
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Us Sinners
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Brain Frappe anyone!
Us Sinners
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Vinyan
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A quiet film that makes you think before you scream,
Vinyan
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Warning !!! Pedophile Released
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Go get this film now!
Warning !!! Pedophile Released
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Where the Sidewalk Ends
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One false move and you're over your head.
Where the Sidewalk Ends
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Whip It
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Be your own hero; watch Drew Barrymore
Whip It
!
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White Dog
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If only we were all colorblind...
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White Heat
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Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
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Witness for the Prosecution
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Dietrich bears a gam in Powers last role!
Witness for the Prosecution
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Women's Prison
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Joan can't take it in
Women's Prison
!
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