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• 28 Days Later
  ~ London is empty and the Rage is spreading... can you survive? 28 Days Later
• Against the Dark
  ~ Cockpuncher beats off zompires!
• Alien Raiders
  ~ Ignore the title, Alien Raiders is far more film than its lame title suggests!
• Avatar
  ~ Old ideas, new worlds and stunning visuals! Avatar
• Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
  ~ Do not proceed without weed and a bottle of Jack! Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
• Bryan Loves You
  ~ Hey! isn't that Norm?
• Daredevil (Director's Cut)
  ~ Rock reassesses Daredevil, I disagree, you be the judge!
• Dead Space Downfall
  ~ If Vasquez fucked Tank Girl, Shen would be the love child! Dead Space Downfall
• District 9
  ~ Your gonna regret it if you don't go see this one! District 9
• End of the Line
  ~ Fundamentalist fucknuts furiously flagelating fornicators! End of the Line
• Evil Aliens
  ~ Anal probes and hot English birds, Evil Aliens really does have it all!
• Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
  ~ Yes I did! Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
• Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence
  ~ Note to Self: Don't upset Johnny! Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence
• Little Otik
  ~ A cabbage patch, a stick baby, and an old pervert! Little Otik
• Los Cronocrimenes
  ~ Los Cronocrimenes, what happens when you try to see some boobs!
• Martyrs
  ~ Like a cheesegrater on your testicles, Martyrs!
• One Eyed Monster
  ~ Please help Ron Jeremy find his penis! One Eyed Monster
• Otesánek
  ~ A cabbage patch, a stick baby, and an old pervert! Little Otik
• Panic in Year Zero
  ~ Fuck a trial! Ray just shoots the bastards, Panic in Year Zero
• Patrick
  ~ Complete with fiery red heads and whoopee cushions!
• Red Sands
  ~ From Dead Birds to Army guys something is lost in translation, Red Sands
• Repo the Genetic Opera
  ~ Well shave my nuts and make me eat pink snowballs Repo the Genetic Opera kicked my ass!
• Rollerball
  ~ Take your lead from Jonathan E., Rollerball and the wrong right!
• Screamers: The Hunting
  ~ There is some light in this garbage, Screamers: The Hunting, it could have been worse.
• Splinter
  ~ Yesterday Anastasia got a Splinter in her ass!
• Strange Invaders
  ~ Strange, but not strange enough. Strange Invaders
• Tanya's Island
  ~ D.D. Winters, Vanity be thy name, this film be thy mistake!
• The End of August at the Hotel Ozone
  ~ The countdown is on... The End of August at the Hotel Ozone
• The Fountain
  ~ Jackman can act! Weisz will make you cry! Aaronofsky's The Fountain
• The Furfangs
  ~ Time to put on the sci-fi Italian shorts! The Furfangs
• The Happening
  ~ Marky milquetoast the harbinger of The Happening
• The Hobbit
  ~ Chip the glasses, crack the plates, that's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
• The Wizard of Oz
  ~ Fuck the witch, it was the munchkins that defined madness! The Wizard of Oz
• Timecrimes
  ~ Timecrimes, what happens when you try to see some boobs!
• Tokyo Gore Police
  ~ Tokyo Gore Police, complete with chainsaw duels and gimps!
• Tommy
  ~ The only real answers lie within. Tommy
• Vikaren
  ~ Cover me in Paprika and make me run!
• Watchmen
  ~ I think Carla just melted my TV! Watchmen
• Wonder Woman
  ~ Wonder Woman, eleven year old boys and a tent!
• Zero Hour!
  ~ Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' fish!
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