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100 Tears
~
100 Tears
has elephantitus of the balls! Everyone meet Gurdy!
•
A Far Cry From Home
~
Horror is alive and well!
•
A Perfect Getaway
~
Remote dead ends and deadly games!
A Perfect Getaway
•
Against the Dark
~
Cockpuncher beats off zompires!
•
Alice Jacobs Is Dead
~
Dr. Jacobs saved the world but can he save the one he loves?
•
Alien Raiders
~
Ignore the title,
Alien Raiders
is far more film than its lame title suggests!
•
The Alphabet Killer
~
Eliza and Rob make a wrong turn with
The Alphabet Killer
•
Angels With Dirty Faces
~
You'll Slap me?, you slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!
•
Avatar
~
Old ideas, new worlds and stunning visuals!
Avatar
•
Baghead
~
This guy can't get laid even with a bag over his head!
•
Bandolero!
~
I always knew Grandpa Walton was up to no good!
•
Bedazzled
~
The boner that lust built!
Bedazzled
('67)
•
Beyond The Door
~
Green vomit and floating ripoffs!
•
Bikini Bloodbath Carwash
~
Unzip your pants its time for
Bikini Bloodbath Carwash
•
Bitch Slap
~
8 tits and three dicks don't make a movie!
•
Bizarre Lust Of A Sexual Deviant
~
World class racks, Nos and Haack and
Bizarre Lust Of A Sexual Deviant
•
Black Devil Doll
~
I like my white meat deep fried! Not endorsed by Rev. Al Sharpton!
•
Black Dynamite
~
Neva in the history of the game has there been such devastation!
•
The Blair Witch Project
~
Blair Witch
ten years later!
•
Blitzkrieg Escape From Stalag 69
~
The only way to escape is more perversion!
Blitzkrieg Escape From Stalag 69
•
Blood Boobs & Beast
~
The three B's,
Blood Boobs & Beast
, the Don Dohler story
•
Blood On The Flat Track: The Rise Of The Rat City Rollergirls
~
Hyper aggressive bombshells go brawling on the flat track!
•
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
~
Do not proceed without weed and a bottle of Jack!
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
•
Body of Work
~
The truth and the agony!
Body of Work
•
The Booby Hatch
~
Despite some nice shrubbery
The Booby Hatch
doesn't catch
•
Boxcar Bertha
~
Two dollars to touch boobs, ten for below the belt,
Boxcar Bertha
!
•
Brides of Dracula
~
Saturday Fright Special presents some blood sucking fun!
•
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
~
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia! (and maybe some air freshener too!)
•
Brotherhood of Blood
~
Pulling Ken's Teeth
•
Brothers In Communion
~
Dumont delivers a dark drama from New Hampshire!
•
Bryan Loves You
~
Hey! isn't that Norm?
•
The Burrowers
~
I think you are gonna dig this one!
The Burrowers
•
The Butcher
~
Pig Man and Chainsaws beat a dead horse!
The Butcher
•
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
~
Pissing in the punchbowl has never been more fun!
•
The Chase
~
All star cast kicks Redford's ass, hair still perfect!
The Chase
•
Cheerleaders Wild Weekend
~
Good enough for one spank I guess,
Cheerleaders Wild Weekend
•
The Children
~
Snowball fights and children... will they take you out?
•
The China Syndrome
~
Kimberly Wells can fluff my piece anytime!
The China Syndrome
•
Citizen Kane
~
Something light and airy for a change!
Citizen Kane
•
Cold Prey
~
Don't be a fuckin pussy, subtitles can't hurt you,
Cold Prey
•
Contact
~
Its March! Time to put on our shorts and go for a swim.
•
Convoy
~
Ali MacGraw without pants, I'm there!
Convoy
•
The Cottage
~
This bird can't be caged!
•
The Craving
~
Lets get high on monster stank!
•
The Crazies (Remake)
~
A tolerable remake, but it's not as good as Romero's!
•
Croc
~
Croc
, of shit!
•
Los Cronocrimenes
~
Los Cronocrimenes
, what happens when you try to see some boobs!
•
Cross of Iron
~
Futility incorporated, Peckinpah's
Cross of Iron
•
Crossroads
~
The Karate Kid meets Chickenfoot!
Crossroads
•
Cube Zombies
~
Take a peek over the partition, aren't those
Cube Zombies
!
•
Dance of the Dead
~
Shut up and eat me!
•
Dark Woods
~
As if being terminally ill isnt bad enough!
Dark Woods
•
Dawning
~
Sometimes its what you don't see...
•
Day of the Dead
~
If you haven't seen this one in awhile it is time to pull it off the shelf and review!
•
Dead Air
~
People get the Governments they deserve...
•
Dead Country
~
On Fat Guys and topless women
•
Dead In 3 Days
~
I know what they were doing in Austria last summer,
Dead In 3 Days
•
Dead Man's Bounty
~
An American dead guy in Poland,
Dead Man's Bounty
•
Dead Noon
~
Director Wiest delivers Rodriquez and Harryhausen's love child and calls it
Dead Noon
!
•
Dead Snow
~
So that's how you say 'Oh My God'!
Dead Snow
•
Dead Space Downfall
~
If Vasquez fucked Tank Girl, Shen would be the love child!
Dead Space Downfall
•
Deadwood Park
~
Stop abusing the bishop long enough to find a copy of
Deadwood Park
!
•
Death Force
~
Laprade directs and Wilson kicks some ass!
•
Death in Charge
~
Don't tell Mom the babysitters death.
•
Deliverance
~
Squeal piggy squeal!
Deliverance
is still the baddest motherfucker in the woods!
•
Les Dents de la Nuit
~
This Party is going to suck ...
Les Dents de la Nuit
•
Desperate Living
~
Contagious and Outrageous!
Desperate Living
•
Diary of the Dead
~
George didn't jump on the bandwagon you fuckin dolts, he built it!
•
District 9
~
Your gonna regret it if you don't go see this one!
District 9
•
Død snø
~
So that's how you say 'Oh My God'!
Død snø
•
Domain of the Damned
~
No titties, just tentacles and terror!
•
Dracula.3000
~
I wish I could say I hadn't watched it, but I did,
Dracula.3000
•
Drag Me To Hell
~
Drag Me To Hell
, please! Sam's back.
•
Drive Thru
~
Beneath the mask, someone is watching...
•
Drive-In Horrorshow
~
Hello Boils and Ghouls ... Welcome to the
Drive-In Horrorshow
!
•
Duplicity
~
What the hell is Julia Roberts doing in the boxx?
Duplicity
•
Eden Lake
~
If you are looking for warm and fuzzy, stay the fuck away from
Eden Lake
!
•
Eden Log
~
Grab hold of Vestiel's
Eden Log
and hold on for a muddy and confusing ride!
•
Emanuelle in America
~
Handjobs and horses,
Emanuelle in America
•
Emerald Cowboy
~
A Japanese vaquero in Columbia dares and wins!
Emerald Cowboy
•
End of the Line
~
Fundamentalist fucknuts furiously flagelating fornicators!
End of the Line
•
Endings
~
Sometimes only strangers can help...
Endings
•
Eskalofrio
~
No boobs, but a hell of a lot of feral fun!
•
Esmeraldero
~
A Japanese vaquero in Columbia dares and wins!
Esmeraldero
•
Eternal Blood
~
Eternal Blood
, another set of false teeth worth watching!
•
Evil Aliens
~
Anal probes and hot English birds,
Evil Aliens
really does have it all!
•
Evil-To Kako
~
Did someone say Zombies and Shotguns?
•
Feast 3 - The Happy Finish
~
Hey you! Stop fucking that cat and look at this,
Feast III - The Happy Finish
•
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
~
Can't wait to get me some sloppy seconds!
•
Feeding The Masses
~
Don't be asses watch
Feeding the Masses
•
Fido
~
What happens if the penis comes off?
•
Five Across The Eyes
~
Stop touching yourself long enough to get
Five Across The Eyes
!
•
The Fountain
~
Jackman can act! Weisz will make you cry! Aaronofsky's
The Fountain
•
Four Flies On Grey Velvet
~
Pardon me, are you going to eat that?
Four Flies On Grey Velvet
•
Friday the 13th (Remake)
~
106 minutes I can't get back, fuck you Michael Bay and fuck
Friday the 13th
!
•
Fritt Vilt
~
Don't be a fuckin pussy, subtitles can't hurt you,
Fritt Vilt
•
Fugue
~
A very solid and meticulously crafted thriller!
•
Funny Games
~
Watts and Roth tear it up!
•
The Furfangs
~
Time to put on the sci-fi Italian shorts!
The Furfangs
•
The Gateway Meat
~
Now where did those jumper cables go?
•
Ghost Ship
~
Juliana traded her scalpel for a tugboat and it sank!
Ghost Ship
•
Ghost Story
~
Ghost Story
, classic horror or truncated crap?
•
Gimme Skelter
~
Boobs big , knuckles brass,
Gimme Skelter
fast!
•
God of Vampires
~
Forget Twatlight, and pick up a good old fashioned blood bath!
God of Vampires
•
The Good Sisters
~
Thou shalt not suffer a Witch to live Exodus 22:18
•
Gran Torino
~
Clint Eastwood simply cannot be outdone,
Gran Torino
!
•
The Great American Snuff Film
~
Capturing the raw images on super 8 film!
•
Gutterballs
~
Well pardon my bung! aren't those balls in the gutter yours,
Gutterballs
.
•
Halloween II (Remake)
~
Zombie fumbles and hopefully this franchise is dead,
Halloween II
•
The Making of Halloween
~
Fanboys fruitcakes and the making of
Halloween
•
Hanger
~
Do you have something for me tonight?
Hanger
•
The Happening
~
Marky milquetoast the harbinger of
The Happening
•
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
~
Yes I did!
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
•
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
~
Sheri Moon NAKED!
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
•
Header
~
What's a Header?
•
Headless Horseman
~
Look over there ...
Headless Horseman
!
•
Hell Ride
~
Unfortunately I can't recommend taking this
Hell Ride
•
Hell's Ground
~
Hell's Ground
, the Pakistani Hootenanny
•
Hemo
~
A love story with teeth...
•
His Name Was Jason
~
Ballad of a mongoloid in the woods or,
His Name Was Jason
•
The Hobbit
~
Chip the glasses, crack the plates, that's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
•
Homicidal
~
It's not Hitchcock's
Psycho
, but don't overlook Castle's
Homicidal
!
•
Horror Business
~
So you wanna make a movie do ya?
Horror Business
•
Horror High
~
You know how some drugs and change a person mentally...
Horror High
!
•
Hostel: Part II
~
How much are you worth?
Hostel: Part 2
•
Hot Fuzz
~
Pegg, Frost, and Wright bitchslap the action film!
Hot Fuzz
•
The House of the Demon
~
Little Blow Peep and the toga demon!
The House of the Demon
•
House of Voices
~
House of Voices
isn't scary but Doillon jingled my dingle!
•
House on Sorority Row
~
The exception to prove the rule,
House on Sorority Row
•
House On Telegraph Hill
~
If you could get away with it, you would!
House on Telegraph Hill
•
How To Be A Serial Killer
~
Just ten steps to a rewarding future!
•
Hypochondriac
~
Take some penicillin and call me in the morning!
Hypochondriac
•
I Sell The Dead
~
This film is a comic come to life!
•
I Spit On Eli Roth
~
This is a public service announcement from the fine folks at Deviant Pictures!
•
I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave
~
Anal rape anyone?
I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave
!
•
I'll Bury You Tomorrow
~
Lets do the necro-nasty!
•
In 3 Tagen Bist Du Tot
~
I know what they were doing in Austria last summer,
In 3 Tagen Bist Du Tot
•
Inglourious Basterds
~
Who knew Brad Pitt could speak Italian,
Inglourious Basterds
•
Insatiable
~
A short reminiscent of
Nosferatu
!
•
Isle Of The Damned
~
Please don't eat my cock!
Isle of the Damned
•
Jennifer's Body
~
She isn't even a backdoor virgin anymore!
Jennifer's Body
•
Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence
~
Note to Self: Don't upset Johnny!
Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence
•
Jonah Hex
~
Some heroes are better left in four colors...
•
Junior
~
I can only think of four reasons to see
Junior
•
Kansas City Bomber
~
Mother Juggs in the roller ring!
Kansas City Bomber
•
Killer Movie
~
Take off your pants, pick up the bottle, scratch and pour and you will enjoy
Killer Movie
•
Kingdom Of The Spiders
~
Aversion therapy at it's finest!
Kingdom of the Spiders
!
•
Klute
~
Take a whore's bath with Jane!
Klute
and a prostitute named Bree
•
Knock Knock
~
A Rock 'em Sock 'em Fuck You,
Knock Knock
rocks!
•
Kollegiet
~
Skip the danish and grab some coffee to stay awake!
•
Låt Den Rätte Komma In
~
Don't let the scary subtitles stop you just
Låt Den Rätte Komma In
•
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
~
First the Pistols and the Clash and now
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
•
Laid to Rest
~
Robert Hall turns up the gruesome!
Laid to Rest
fucking rules!
•
The Legend of Sorrow Creek
~
It probably won't make you pee but check out
The Legend of Sorrow Creek
•
The Leopard Man
~
No blood, no boobs, still a masterpiece!
The Leopard Man
•
Let The Right One In
~
Don't let the scary subtitles stop you just
Let The Right One In
•
Let's Scare Jessica To Death
~
What exactly is Jessica's problem?
Let's Scare Jessica To Death
•
Little Otik
~
A cabbage patch, a stick baby, and an old pervert!
Little Otik
•
Little Women
~
Will examines the four
Little Women
!
•
Livestock
~
Another independent gem worth looking for,
Livestock
•
The Lost
~
Unfortunately every town has a violent little bitch like Ray, Jack Ketchum's
The Lost
•
Maniac
~
The original hardgore masterpiece,
Maniac
!
•
I Maniaci
~
Barbara Steele came in my room! (In my dreams)
I Maniaci
•
The Maniacs
~
Barbara Steele came in my room! (In my dreams)
The Maniacs
•
Martyrs
~
Like a cheesegrater on your testicles,
Martyrs
!
•
Mata Hari
~
If you are in possession of this woman's head, please return it!
•
The Midnight Meat Train
~
Grab a jar of warts and your favorite hammer its time for a ride on
The Midnight Meat Train
•
Midnight Movie
~
Grab some of this, you might get some!
•
Mirrors
~
Hopefully
Mirrors
won't bring Aja seven years bad luck!
•
Mommie Dearest
~
Why must everything be a contest!
Mommie Dearest
•
Mother of Tears
~
Follow the signs and beware the prophecy!
•
Mulberry St
~
I just looked at a great new apartment on
Mulberry St
.
•
Murder Party
~
I need to get my hands on 'OL PAINLESS!
Murder Party
here I come!
•
Murder Set Pieces (Director's Cut)
~
This one calls it as it sees it,
Murder Set Pieces
(Director's Cut)
•
Mustang Sally's Horror House
~
E.G. made me drool on myself!
•
My Bloody Valentine
~
Piss on Harry Worden will they!
My Bloody Valentine
Uncut 1981 Original!
•
My Bloody Valentine 3-D
~
The boobs are bouncing, the blood is spraying, go see
My Bloody Valentine 3-D
!
•
Naked Fear
~
Eberhardt and DeLuca make this a thriller to remember!
•
Necroville
~
Should I mop up some jizz or kill zombies?
•
Network
~
The most important film ever made?
Network
•
Night of the Creeps
~
Thrill me!
Night of the Creeps
•
Nightmare Sisters
~
Crystal balls, nerds, baths, and then big teeth!
•
No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker
~
Pedestrian underground,
No Man's Land: the Rise of Reeker
•
No Through Road
~
Blood flies as Sam Barrett picks up the pace!
No Through Road
•
Not Quite Hollywood
~
Smutty... nothing wrong with that! Death by screwing anyone?
•
Novocaine
~
A dental dilemma of damning dalliance!
Novocaine
•
Nun of That
~
She's the habit that will break you!
Nun of That
•
Okie Noodling
~
Just stick your hand in and wiggle around until you get bitten,
Okie Noodling
!
•
The Old Dark House
~
Wouldn't you love to spend a night in
The Old Dark House
!
•
On Borrowed Time
~
"Aunt Demetria is a pismire" - 'Pud'
•
One Eyed Monster
~
Please help Ron Jeremy find his penis!
One Eyed Monster
•
Otesánek
~
A cabbage patch, a stick baby, and an old pervert!
Little Otik
•
Otto; or Up With Dead People
~
Penises on parade or
Otto; or Up with Dead People
, homophobes need not apply!
•
Panic in Year Zero
~
Fuck a trial! Ray just shoots the bastards,
Panic in Year Zero
•
The Paper Chase
~
That is the most intelligent thing you have said all day...
•
Paranormal Activity
~
Jesus, it looks like something bit you!
Paranormal Activity
•
Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid
~
Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid
, the grim end to the real west!
•
The Phoenix Lights
~
What really happened in Phoenix Arizona on March 13, 1997?
•
Pieces
~
Pieces of
Pieces
, the puzzle of poontang bisected!
•
Pink Eye
~
If you didn't like
Pink Eye
your head must be stuck in your brown eye!
•
Pistoleros
~
Bullets and babes and blood oh my!
•
Planting Season
~
A creepy undertone of psychosis...
•
Poultrygeist
~
Get off your cluckin ass and buy POULTRYGEIST!
•
Prison of the Psychotic Damned
~
For fans only,
Prison of the Psychotic Damned
•
Prom Night (1980)
~
Sweater cows thrill loser, read all about it!
Prom Night
(1980)
•
Psycho
~
You mean the old woman I saw tonight wasn't Mrs. Bates? - 'Lila Crane'
•
The Psychomanteum
~
Put on your shorts! were going to
The Psychomanteum
!
•
Punisher: War Zone
~
Fuck the tights! Give me the
Punisher: War Zone
•
Quarantine
~
PLEASE see
[REC]
first! but if you cant
Quarantine
ain't no slouch either!
•
Quattro Mosche Di Velluto Grigio
~
Pardon me, are you going to eat that?
Quattro Mosche Di Velluto Grigio
•
REC
~
Fuck the remake! find [REC] and make a stand!
•
Red Sands
~
From
Dead Birds
to Army guys something is lost in translation,
Red Sands
•
Red Victoria
~
Red Victoria
, necrophilia and other fun stuff!
•
Repo the Genetic Opera
~
Well shave my nuts and make me eat pink snowballs
Repo the Genetic Opera
kicked my ass!
•
RetarDEAD
~
Shut up and get your
RetarDEAD
ass on the bus!
•
Return to House on Haunted Hill
~
Not even Cerina could save this sequel,
Return to House on Haunted Hill
•
Return To Sleepaway Camp
~
Hey! Where's the penis?
•
Rogue
~
Don't worry mate, we are
perfectly
safe on this boat ...
Rogue
•
Rollerball
~
Take your lead from Jonathan E.,
Rollerball
and the wrong right!
•
Room 205
~
Skip the danish and grab some coffee to stay awake!
•
Run! Bitch Run!
~
Jam packed with bitches and balls deep in violence!
Run! Bitch Run!
•
Saint Ange
~
Saint Ange
isn't scary but Doillon jingled my dingle!
•
Sangre Eterna
~
Sangre Eterna
, another set of false teeth worth watching!
•
Savage Harvest
~
Pointy tongued demons and pictures on rocks,
Savage Harvest
and the trail of tears!
•
Scarce
~
Let's eat some snowboarders with the Slob!
Scarce
is fierce!
•
Scrapbook
~
It took a hell of a lot of big grapes to make this SCRAPBOOK!
•
Scream, Blacula, Scream
~
Dracula's soul brotha is back; craving young bodies and lusting for hot blood!
Scream, Blacula, Scream
!
•
Screamers: The Hunting
~
There is some light in this garbage,
Screamers: The Hunting
, it could have been worse.
•
Sculpture
~
Are you that muscle man built for sculpting?
Sculpture
•
Sell it to the Devil
~
How far would you go to achieve your goals?
•
Serial: Amoral Uprising
~
Have you ever been mad enough to kill?
Serial: Amoral Uprising
•
Severe Injuries
~
There is nothing funnier than
Severe Injuries
•
The Shanghai Gesture
~
"I've lived by my own ordinances for a long time now, and I intend to disregard all others"- 'Mother' Gin Sling
•
The She Beast
~
Who hasn't popped wood over Steele!
The She Beast
•
Shiver
~
No boobs, but a hell of a lot of feral fun!
•
The Short Films Of Boris Schaarschmidt
~
Put on the short pants its time to go to school!
•
Shuttle
~
That's a nice bag of fingers!
Shuttle
•
Sick Girl
~
Let me borrow your penis, I have an idea!
Sick Girl
•
Silent Madness
~
Inside your head the screaming never stops...
Silent Madness!
•
The Sinful Dwarf
~
"Because you have the key......"
•
The Sister of Ursula
~
Bang a gong, death by dong,
The Sister of Ursula
•
Ski Wolf
~
Hindenburg hooters highlight
Ski Wolf
•
Skinned Alive
~
See a cannibal hooker eat Scooter's lips!
•
Slashers
~
Slashers
! It's super fine! Now show us those Boobs!
•
Smash Cut
~
Lights... Camera... Body Parts!
•
La Sorella di Satana
~
Who hasn't popped wood over Steele!
The She Beast
•
La Sorella di Ursula
~
Bang a gong, death by dong,
La Sorella di Ursula
•
Special Dead
~
Sometimes heroes ride the short bus!
•
Splatter Disco
~
Did you ever want to fuck a Panda?
•
Splinter
~
Yesterday Anastasia got a
Splinter
in her ass!
•
Stan Helsing
~
Someone please put a fucking stake in this films heart!
Stan Helsing
•
The Story Of Prunella
~
Why am I reviewing a porn film? Pull up a chair and let me explain.
•
Strange Invaders
~
Strange, but not strange enough.
Strange Invaders
•
The Strangers
~
It's not French but its still scary!
•
The Substitute
~
Cover me in Paprika and make me run!
•
Surveillance
~
This is why I watch movies!
Surveillance
•
Swamp Zombies
~
Even Jasmin's big ones can't provide bounce to SWAMP ZOMBIES
•
Taken
~
Taken
, nowhere near enough Famke but still fun!
•
Tanya's Island
~
D.D. Winters, Vanity be thy name, this film be thy mistake!
•
Teeth
~
Your little suzi ate my twinkie!
•
Terror Nation
~
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face..forever." - George Orwell
•
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Remake)
~
The Erminator and Biel's ass!
Texas Chaisaw Massacre
(the remake)
•
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
~
"Don't skimp on the meat"
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
•
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
~
"There's road kill all over Texas"
•
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
~
McConaughey's failure to launch started here!
TCM- The Next Generation
•
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
~
Meanest dog on the block!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
•
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
~
Brewster ain't Biel and Biel ain't Burns so why bother
TCM- The Beginning
•
The Dead Don't Scream
~
First you will wish you hadn't, then you will be glad you did.
The Dead Don't Scream
•
Devil's Tomb, The
~
Even Hellboy is trapped in
The Devil's Tomb
•
Thicker Than Water: The Vampire Diaries Part 1
~
Fuck
Twilight
, blood is
Thicker Than Water
!
•
Thirst
~
Pasteurized pathos from down under!
•
Thriller- en grym film (a cruel picture)
~
There aint no Michael Jackson beating it in this!
Thriller-a cruel picture
•
Timecrimes
~
Timecrimes
, what happens when you try to see some boobs!
•
Tommy
~
The only real answers lie within.
Tommy
•
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie
~
See Bubbles Kitties! Lucy's Boobs! and Ricky's wedding!
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie
•
Train
~
Hostel
on a train... wow that's original!
•
Trick 'r Treat
~
WB can bite my ass!
Trick 'r Treat
is finally here!
•
The Tripper
~
Where America's best and brightest come to celebrate!
•
Trippin'
~
In a world filled with cliché it is always refreshing to find an artist that understands the difference between homage and plagiarism.
•
Twisted Brain
~
You know how some drugs and change a person mentally...
Twisted Brain
!
•
Two Minute Warning
~
Heston and Cassavetes, need I say more!
Two Minute Warning
•
Undead or Alive
~
A sensitive cowboy polishes his locket!
•
Under the Raven's Wing
~
Sometimes less really is more!
Under the Raven's Wing
•
The Undertow
~
I got me a hankering to squish some city boy's head!
The Undertow
•
Us Sinners
~
Brain Frappe anyone!
Us Sinners
•
The Vagrant
~
Currently not available, Contact MGM and demand your copy of
The Vagrant
now!
•
Vampire Party
~
This Party is going to suck ...
Vampire Party
•
Vengeance of the Dead
~
Gross! Gramps is slapping the salami!
•
Vikaren
~
Cover me in Paprika and make me run!
•
Vinyan
~
A quiet film that makes you think before you scream,
Vinyan
•
Vipers
~
Vipers
, The best Tara Reid movie since Josie and the Pussycats!
•
Voodoo Dollz
~
I am in the girls locker room, doing what my mommy told me not to do!
Voodoo Dollz
•
Warlock Moon
~
The giant red bell bottoms are the only scary thing about
Warlock Moon
•
Warning !!! Pedophile Released
~
Go get this film now!
Warning !!! Pedophile Released
•
What Ever Happened To Aunt Alice?
~
"You've had such rotten luck with your housekeepers Aunt Claire" - Julia Lawson
•
What To Do In A Zombie Attack
~
What would you do?
•
Wheels Of Death
~
What trouble could you possibly get into texting?
•
While She Was Out
~
Basinger fixes all of her problems with toolbox in hand!
While She Was Out
•
Whip It
~
Be your own hero; watch Drew Barrymore
Whip It
!
•
White Dog
~
If only we were all colorblind...
•
White of the Eye
~
Murder as performance art!
White of the Eye
•
Why Am I In A Box?
~
"Welcome to the White Room, One way in, Two ways out, Done...or dead"
•
Wicked Lake
~
The Pye gets pink in
Wicked Lake
•
Wild Country
~
Scottish werewolves and horny Priests!
•
The Wild Man Of The Navidad
~
That damn Bigfoot sure gets around doesn't he?
•
The Wizard of Oz
~
Fuck the witch, it was the munchkins that defined madness!
The Wizard of Oz
•
The Wolfman
~
A tolerable remake howls in the moonlight!
The Wolfman
•
Wonder Woman
~
Wonder Woman
, eleven year old boys and a tent!
•
Zibahkhana
~
Zibahkhana
, the Pakistani Hootenanny
•
Zombie Dearest
~
Penis sock puppet! need I say more.......
Zombie Dearest
•
Zombie Diaries
~
Dear Zombie Diaries, today I bit some guy with a camera!
•
Zombie Strippers
~
The power of ping pong balls!
•
Zombies Zombies Zombies
~
Strippers vs. Zombies - Game on!
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