Get off your cluckin ass and buy POULTRYGEIST!

Troma has long been the leaders in bad taste cinema the world over and with the release of Poultrygeist they have outdone themselves. Pushing the boundaries once again and stepping into the same toxic waste that produced such classics as Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke 'em High, Tromeo and Juliet and so many others they more than push the envelope, they shove the fucker right up your ass and film it!

The 'American Chicken Bunker' franchise is opening at a new location right directly on top of the sacred 'Tromahawk' Indian burial ground. Protesters have gathered outside including C.L.A.M. (college lesbians against mega conglomerates). 'Arbie' (Jason Yachanin) is there to find his girlfriend 'Wendy' (Kate Graham) who unbeknownst to him has decided to start bumping tacos with a fervent member of C.L.A.M.

After unsuccessfully trying to get Wendy to take him back, or at least let him in on some ménage action, Arbie decides his only recourse is to get a job with the very franchise Wendy has come to protest. Marching into the bunker Arbie applies for a job and is hired as the new counter girl!

What Arbie, his co-workers and all the protesters don't know is that the ghost of an Indian chicken has come to the grand opening and is about to begin transforming both the help and protesters into Indian chicken zombies hell bent on revenge from beyond the grave. It will be up to Arbie and a rag tag bunch of fucked up freaks to stop the onslaught and save Tromaville!

What transpires is the stuff of foul smelling nightmares. For the next two hours you will witness things the likes of which you have never seen before! SEE! Joe Fleishaker giving birth out his ass while hot lesbians make out and a man in a dress does a musical number while fucking a cash register! SEE! A man fuck a chicken only to wind up being fucked himself by a mop! SEE! Uncle Lloyd in a dress spouting valid social commentary as he fires a machine gun into a crowd of rabid chicken zombies! It doesn't stop there either, in fact that is only the tip of a much larger iceberg of wrong all rammed into a hole and sealed with a severed finger butt plug!

When it comes to independent cinema there is not another company in the world that stands behind artists' right to produce the product they want as much as Troma films. Poultrygeist is certainly not for everybody but if you like yours independent, gross, sexy, gross, filled with pertinent observations about society as a whole, great musical numbers, Ron Jeremy, Lemmy, lesbians, chicken sex, vomit, diarrhea, and a touching love story this just might be the film you have been waiting for your whole miserable little life.

Scrape your ass out of its dent in the couch, put the hand cream down, pull up your pants, zip them, let go of your cock first stupid! And run so fast your balls bounce till they hurt and get a copy of this film before all the other jerk offs you know buy them up! Support independent before corporate America wraps its ass smelling fingers around your throat and forces you to buy and watch Reese Witherspoon movies till you explosively defecate pink Barbie's wrapped in what used to be our Declaration of Independence!
 

Fuck corporate America up the ass and buy this movie now! Your independence is at stake. Support freedom, support anything for Christ's sake just get off your ass and make a difference!