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28 Days Later
~ London is empty and the Rage is spreading ... can you survive? 28 Days Later
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100 Tears
~ 100 TEARS has elephantitus of the balls! Everyone meet Gurdy!
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Three on a Match
~ 1 match, 3 cigarettes and life stories! Three on a Match
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A Far Cry From Home
~ Horror is alive and well!
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A Perfect Getaway
~ Remote dead ends and deadly games! A Perfect Getaway
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Ace In The Hole
~ It's as good as chewin' gum with a silver wrapper! Ace In The Hole
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After Dark Horrorfest III
~ 3 out of 8 ain't bad, I guess ...
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Against the Dark
~ Cockpuncher beats off zompires!
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Albino Alligator
~ Rock looks at an Albino Alligator that sank like a stone in 1997
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Alien Raiders
~ Ignore the title, ALIEN RAIDERS is far more film than its lame title suggests!
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Avatar
~ Old ideas, new worlds and stunning visuals! Avatar
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Baghead
~ This guy can't get laid even with a bag over his head!
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Band of Brothers
~ As soon as you hit play, you know you are in for one hell of a cinematic ride of epic proportions!
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Basic Instinct
~ Sharon Stone picks away the competition! Basic Instinct
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Bedazzled
~ The boner that lust built! Bedazzled ('67)
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Beyond The Door
~ Green vomit and floating ripoffs
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Bikini Bloodbath Carwash
~ Unzip your pants its time for BIKINI BLOODBATH CARWASH
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Bizarre Lust Of A Sexual Deviant (Extended Director's Cut)
~ World class racks, Nos and Haack and BIZARRE LUST OF A SEXUAL DEVIANT
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Black Devil Doll
~ I like my white meat deep fried! Not endorsed by Rev. Al Sharpton!
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Black Dynamite
~ Neva in the history of the game has there been such devastation!
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Blitzkrieg Escape From Stalag 69
~ The only way to escape is more perversion! Blitzkrieg Escape From Stalag 69
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Blood Boobs & Beast
~ The three B's, Blood Boobs & Beast, the Don Dohler story
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Blood On The Flat Track: The Rise Of The Rat City Rollergirls
~ Hyper agressive bombshells go brawling on the flat track!
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Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
~ Do not proceed without weed and a bottle of Jack! Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
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Body of Work
~ The truth and the agony! Body of Work
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The Short Films Of Boris Schaarschmidt
~ Put on the short pants its time to go to school!
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Bound
~ Do you care for a taste of pleasure? Bound
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Boxcar Bertha
~ Two dollars to touch boobs, ten for below the belt, Boxcar Bertha!
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Brides of Dracula
~ Saturday Fright Special presents some blood sucking fun!
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
~ Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia! (and maybe some air freshener too!)
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Brotherhood of Blood
~ Pulling Ken's Teeth
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Bryan Loves You
~ Hey! isn't that Norm?
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Caged
~ Where do I begin Ms. Harper? Caged!
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Casablanca
~ A perfect 13 film for a perfect Sunday! Casablanca
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Cheerleaders Wild Weekend
~ Good enough for one spank I guess, Cheerleaders Wild Weekend
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Citizen Kane
~ Something light and airy for a change! Citizen Kane
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Cold Prey ( Fritt Vilt )
~ Don't be a fuckin pussy, subtitles can't hurt you, COLD PREY
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Colin
~ Colin may have been made on an anemic budget of just £45 ($70),
but trust me this is definitely worth your time!
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Contact
~ Its March! Time to put on our shorts and go for a swim.
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Convoy
~ Ali MacGraw without pants, I'm there! Convoy
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Croc
~ CROC, of shit!
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Cross Of Iron
~ Futility incorporated, Peckinpah's Cross of Iron
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Crossroads
~ The Karate Kid meets Chickenfoot! Crossroads
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Cube Zombies
~ Take a peek over the partition, aren't those Cube Zombies!
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Dance of the Dead
~ Shut up and eat me!
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Daredevil (Director's Cut)
~ Rock reassesses Daredevil, I disagree, you be the judge!
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Dark Passage
~ Same eye's, same nose, same face. Everything else seems to be in a different place!
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Dark Woods
~ As if being terminally ill isnt bad enough! Dark Woods
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David and Lisa
~ Nothing like a little mental illness for a Friday morning! David and Lisa
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Dead Air
~ People get the Governments they deserve
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Dead Country
~ On Fat Guys and topless women
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Dead In 3 Days (In 3 Tagen Bist Du Tot)
~ I know what they were doing in Austria last summer, DEAD IN 3 DAYS
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Dead Man's Bounty
~ An American dead guy in Poland, Dead Man's Bounty
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Dead Noon
~ Director Wiest delivers Rodriquez and Harryhausen's love child and calls it DEAD NOON!
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Dead Snow
~ So that's how you say 'Oh My God'!
Dead Snow
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Dead Space Downfall
~ If Vasquez fucked Tank Girl, Shen would be the love child! DEAD SPACE DOWNFALL
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Deadwood Park
~ Stop abusing the bishop long enough to find a copy of DEADWOOD PARK!
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Defiance
~ The Rock offers Defiance!
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Deliverance
~ Squeal piggy squeal! Deliverance is still the baddest motherfucker in the woods!
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Desperate Living
~ Contagious and Outrageous! Desperate Living
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District 9
~ Your gonna regret it if you don't go see this one! District 9
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Død Snø
~ So that's how you say 'Oh My God'!
Død snø
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Domain of the Damned
~ No titties, just tentacles and terror!
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Duplicity
~ What the hell is Julia Roberts doing in the boxx? DUPLICITY
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Dracula.3000
~ I wish I could say I hadn't watched it, but I did, DRACULA.3000
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Drag Me To Hell
~ Drag Me To Hell, please! Sam's back.
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Drive Thru
~ Beneath the mask, someone is watching ...
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Drive-In Horrorshow
~ Hello boys and ghouls ... welcome to the Drive-In Horrorshow!
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Eden Lake
~ If you are looking for warm and fuzzy, stay the fuck away from EDEN LAKE!
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Eden Log
~ Grab hold of Vestiel's Eden Log and hold on for a muddy and confusing ride!
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Emanuelle in America
~ Handjobs and horses, Emanuelle in America
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The End of August at the Hotel Ozone
~ The countdown is on ... The End of August at the Hotel Ozone
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End of the Line
~ Fundamentalist fucknuts furiously flagelating fornicators! End of the Line
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Esmeraldero
~ A Japanese vaquero in Columbia dares and wins! ESMERALDERO
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Eternal Blood (Sangre Eterna)
~ Sangre Eterna, another set of false teeth worth watching!
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Evil Aliens
~ Anal probes and hot English birds, really does have it all!
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EVIL-TO KAKO
~ Did someone say Zombies and Shotguns?
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Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
~ Can't wait to get me some sloppy seconds!
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Feast 3 - The Happy Finish
~ Hey you! Stop fucking that cat and look at this, FEAST - III - THE HAPPY FINISH
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Feeding The Masses
~ Don't be asses watch FEEDING THE MASSES
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Fido
~ What happens if the penis comes off?
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Five Across The Eyes
~ Stop touching yourself long enough to get FIVE ACROSS THE EYES!
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Flame and Citron
~ Sub-titles won't hurt you, check out this Danish Nazi film!
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Flammen og Citronen
~ Sub-titles won't hurt you, check out this Danish Nazi film!
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Four Flies On Grey Velvet (Quattro Mosche Di Velluto Grigio)
~ Pardon me, are you going to eat that? FOUR FLIES ON GREY VELVET
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Friday the 13th (Remake)
~ 106 minutes I can't get back, fuck you Michael Bay and fuck Friday the 13th!
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Fritt Vilt ( Cold Prey )
~ Don't be a fuckin pussy, subtitles can't hurt you, COLD PREY
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Funny Games
~ Watts and Roth tear it up!
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Gaslight
~ You thought Angela was hot in
The Picture of Dorian Gray
? Get
Gaslight
!
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Ghost Ship
~ Juliana traded her scalpel for a tugboat and it sank! Ghost Ship
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Ghost Story
~ Ghost Story, classic horror or truncated crap?
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Gimme Skelter
~ Boobs big , knuckles brass, GIMME SKELTER fast!
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Ginger Snaps
~ The Brit Chick looks at a Canadian film for an American website and takes a bite out of Ginger Snaps!
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God of Vampires
~ Forget Twatlight, and pick up a good old fashioned blood bath! God of Vampires
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Goosebumps: Monster Blood
~ Green Goo, Swamp Creatures, and Monsters! (For Kids Only)
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Gran Torino
~ Clint Eastwood simply cannot be outdone, Gran Torino!
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Gutterballs
~ Well pardon my bung! aren't those balls in the gutter yours, GUTTERBALLS.
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Halloween, The Making of
~ Fanboys fruitcakes and the making of HALLOWEEN
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Halloween II (2009 Remake)
~ Zombie fumbles and hopefully this franchise is dead, Halloween II
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Halloween II (2009 Remake)
~ Johnny Pace reviews Halloween II as Johnny Pace!
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Hanger
~ Do you have something for me tonight? Hanger
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
~ Yes I did! Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
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Header
~ What's a Header?
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Headless Horseman
~ Look over there ... Headless Horseman!
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Hell Ride
~ Unfortunately I can't recommend taking this HELL RIDE
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Hell's Ground (Zibahkhana)
~ HELL'S GROUND, the Pakistani Hootenanny
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His Name Was Jason
~ Ballad of a mongoloid in the woods or, HIS NAME WAS JASON
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Homicidal
~ It's not Hitchcock's Psycho, but don't overlook Castle's Homicidal!
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Horror Business
~ So you wanna make a movie do ya? Horror Business
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HOSTEL: PART II
~ How much are you worth? HOSTEL: PART II
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Hot Fuzz
~ Pegg, Frost, and Wright bitchslap the action film! Hot Fuzz
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House of Voices (Saint Ange)
~ House of Voices isn't scary but Doillon jingled my dingle!
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House on Sorority Row
~ The exception to prove the rule, House on Sorority Row
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House On Telegraph Hill
~ If you could get away with it, you would! House on Telegraph Hill
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Hypochondriac
~ Take some penicillin and call me in the morning! Hypochondriac
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I Maniaci (The Maniacs)
~ Barbara Steele came in my room! (In my dreams) The Maniacs
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I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave
~ Anal rape anyone? I SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE I PISS ON YOUR GRAVE!
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I Wake Up Screaming
~ Someday you are going to talk in your sleep!
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I'll Bury You Tomorrow
~ Lets do the necro-nasty!
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In 3 Tagen bist du tot (Dead in three Days)
~ I know what they were doing in Austria last summer, DEAD IN 3 DAYS
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In A Lonely Place
~ This film won't bogart your time, In A Lonely Place
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Inglourious Basterds
~ Who knew Brad Pitt could speak Italian, Inglourious Basterds
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Isle of the Damned
~ Please don't eat my cock! Isle of the Damned
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It
~ And when you are down here with me, you float too! It
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Jennifer's Body
~ She isn't even a backdoor virgin anymore! Jennifer's Body
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Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence
~ Note to self: don't upset Johnny! Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence
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Junior
~ I can only think of four reasons to see JUNIOR
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Kansas City Bomber
~ Mother Juggs in the roller ring! Kansas City Bomber
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Killer Movie
~ Take off your pants, pick up the bottle, scratch and pour and you will enjoy KILLER MOVIE
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King Kong vs. Godzilla
~ King Kong vs. Godzilla at the Colonial Theatre 4/24/09
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Klute
~ Take a whore's bath with Jane! Klute and a prostitute named Bree
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Knock Knock
~ A Rock 'em Sock 'em Fuck You, KNOCK KNOCK rocks!
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Kollegiet ( Room 205 )
~ Skip the danish and grab some coffee to stay awake!
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LA Confidential
~ The Rock enters the mid 90's and tackles LA Confidential!
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La Sorella di Satana (The She Beast)
~ Who hasn't popped wood over Steele! The She Beast
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
~ First the Pistols and the Clash and now Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
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Lady in the Lake
~ Next time we get you in here, we'll teach you some manners!
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Laid to Rest
~ Robert Hall turns up the Grusome! Laid to Rest fucking rules!
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Laura
~ You have rarely met a girl like Laura!
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Låt Den Rätte Komma In (Let The Right One In)
~ Don't let the scary subtitles stop you just LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
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Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
~ "There's roadkill all over Texas!" Leatherface: TCM III
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Les Dents de la Nuit (Vampire Party)
~ This Party is going to suck ... Vampire Party
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Let's Scare Jessica To Death
~ What exactly is Jessica's problem? Let's Scare Jessica To Death
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Lifeboat
~ Talk about a fishing vacation, Lifeboat!
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Little Otik (Otesánek)
~ A cabbage patch, a stick baby, and an old pervert! Little Otik
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Livestock
~ Another independent gem worth looking for, Livestock
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Lolita
~ Twisted adults and nubile nymphs! Lolita
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Los Cronocrimenes (Timecrimes)
~ Timecrimes, what happens when you try to see some boobs!
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Man Hunt
~ Rock and his damn propaganda films! Man Hunt
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Maniac
~ The original hardgore masterpiece, Maniac!
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Martyrs
~ Like a cheesegrater on your testicles, Martyrs!
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Maximum Overdrive
~ Emilio Estevez firing a Rocket Launcher! Maximum Overdrive
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Midnight Movie
~ Grab some of this you might get some!
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Miller's Crossing
~ One in the ankle and one to the head! Miller's Crossing!
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Mirrors
~ Hopefully MIRRORS won't bring Aja seven years bad luck!
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Mommie Dearest
~ Why must everything be a contest! Mommie Dearest
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Mother of Tears
~ Follow the signs and beware the prophecy!
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Mr. Skeffington
~ "Hi Mom, I'm home!"
Mr. Skeffington
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Mulberry St
~ I just looked at a great new apartment on MULBERRY ST.
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Mulholland Falls
~ This isn't America Jack, this is LA! Mulholland Falls
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Murder, My Sweet
~ Ever feel like a duck in a shooting gallery? Murder, My Sweet
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Murder Party
~ I need to get my hands on 'OL PAINLESS! Murder Party here I come!
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Mustang Sally's Horror House
~ E.G. made me drool on myself!
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Murder Set Pieces
~ This one calls it as it sees it, Murder Set Pieces (Director's Cut)
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My Bloody Valentine
~ Piss on Harry Worden will they! MY BLOODY VALENTINE Uncut 1981 Original!
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My Bloody Valentine 3-D
~ The boobs are bouncing, the blood is spraying, go see MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D!
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Necroville
~ Should I mop up some jizz or kill zombies?
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Network
~ The most important film ever made? Network
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Night Nurse
~ Bootleggers and milk baths! Night Nurse
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Night of the Creeps
~ Thrill me! Night of the Creeps
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Nightmare Sisters
~ Crystal balls, nerds, baths, and then big teeth!
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No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker
~ Pedestrian underground, No Man's Land: the Rise of Reeker
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No Through Road
~ Blood flies as Sam Barrett picks up the pace! No Through Road
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Not Quite Hollywood
~ Smutty ... nothing wrong with that! Death by screwing anyone?
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Notorious
~ Hitchcock, Grant, Bergman. You do the math, Notorious
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Novocaine
~ A dental dilemma of damning dalliance! Novocaine
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Nun of That
~ She's the habit that will break you! Nun of That
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Okie Noodling
~ Just stick your hand in and wiggle around until you get bitten, Okie Noodling!
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On Dangerous Ground
~ What kind of job is this anyway? On Dangerous Ground
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One Eyed Monster
~ Please help Ron Jeremy find his penis! One Eyed Monster
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Otesánek (Little Otik)
~ A cabbage patch, a stick baby, and an old pervert! Little Otik
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Otto; or Up With Dead People
~ Penises on parade or OTTO; UP WITH DEAD PEOPLE, homophobes need not apply!
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Panic in Year Zero
~ Fuck a trial! Ray just shoots the bastards, Panic in Year Zero
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Paranormal Activity
~ Jesus it looks like something bit you! Paranormal Activity
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Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid
~ Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid, the grim end to the real west!
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Patrick
~ Complete with fiery red heads and whoopee cushions!
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Pet Sematary
~ Grab your shovel Kitties for this horror classic, Pet Sematary
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Pieces
~ Pieces of PIECES, the puzzle of poontang bisected
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Pink Eye
~ If you didn't like PINK EYE your head must be stuck in your brown eye!
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Pistoleros
~ Bullets and babes and blood oh my!
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Poultrygeist
~ Get off your cluckin ass and buy POULTRYGEIST!
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Prison of the Psychotic Damned
~ For fans only, PRISON OF THE PSYCHOTIC DAMNED
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Prom Night (1980)
~ Sweater cows thrill loser, read all about it! Prom Night (1980)
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Punisher: War Zone
~ Fuck the tights! Give me the PUNISHER: WAR ZONE
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The Purchase Price
~ I'm marrying a wheat farmer! The Purchase Price
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Quarantine
~ PLEASE see [REC] first! but if you cant QUARANTINE ain't no slouch either!
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Quattro Mosche Di Velluto Grigio (Four Flies On Grey Velvet)
~ Pardon me, are you going to eat that? FOUR FLIES ON GREY VELVET
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[ REC ]
~ Fuck the remake! find [REC] and make a stand!
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Red Sands
~ From
Dead Birds
to Army guys something is lost in translation, RED SANDS
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Red Victoria
~ RED VICTORIA, necrophilia and other fun stuff!
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Repo the Genetic Opera
~ Well shave my nuts and make me eat pink snoballs REPO THE GENETIC OPERA kicked my ass!
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Repulsion
~ Polanski meets "The Rock" and Repulsion gets bodyslammed!
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RetarDEAD
~ Shut up! and get your RetarDEAD ass on the bus!
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Return to House on Haunted Hill
~ Not even Cerina could save this sequel, Return to House on Haunted Hill
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Return To Sleepaway Camp
~ Hey! wheres the penis?
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Rogue
~ Don't worry mate, we are perfectly safe on this boat ... Rogue
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Rollerball
~ Take your lead from Jonathan E., Rollerball and the wrong right!
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Room 205 ( Kollegiet )
~ Skip the danish and grab some coffee to stay awake!
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Run Bitch Run!
~ Jam packed with bitches and balls deep in violence! Run Bitch Run!
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Saboteur
~ Thank heavens we are still members of a democracy! Saboteur
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Saint Ange (House of Voices)
~ House of Voices isn't scary but Doillon jingled my dingle!
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Sangre Eterna (Eternal Blood)
~ Sangre Eterna, another set of false teeth worth watching!
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Savage Harvest
~ Pointy tongued demons and pictures on rocks, SAVAGE HARVEST and the trail of tears!
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Saw
~ A fresh idea that goes straight to the bone! Saw
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Saw V
~ No boobs, but it's electric!
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Scarce
~ Lets eat some snowboarders with the Slob! Scarce is fierce!
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Scrapbook
~ It took a hell of a lot of big grapes to make this SCRAPBOOK!
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Scream, Blacula, Scream
~ Dracula's soul brotha is back; craving young bodies and lusting for hot blood!
Scream, Blacula, Scream
!
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Screamers: The Hunting
~ There is some light in this garbage, SCREAMERS: THE HUNTING, it could have been worse.
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Sculpture
~ Are you that muscle man built for sculpting? Sculpture
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Séance on a Wet Afternoon
~ With a name and a number, anything is possible!
Séance on a Wet Afternoon
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Seven Thieves
~ Candy Barr and Joanie jiggles! Seven Thieves
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Severance
~ So how many fuckups can one set of dimwitted company representatives throw themselves into, on just one team-building trip outside of the office?
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Severe Injuries
~ There is nothing funnier than SEVERE INJURIES
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Shiver (Eskalofrio)
~ No boobs but a hell of a lot of feral fun
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Shock Corridor
~ Shock the monkey with Shock Corridor!
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Shuttle
~ That's a nice bag of fingers! Shuttle
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Sick Girl
~ Let me borrow your penis, I have an idea! Sick Girl
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Silent Madness
~ Inside your head the screaming never stops ... Silent Madness!
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Ski Wolf
~ Hindenburg hooters highlight SKI WOLF
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Skinned Alive
~ See a cannibal hooker eat Scooters lips!
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Slashers
~ SLASHERS! It's super fine! Now show us those Boobs!
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Sleepwalkers
~ Were-cats and swapping some spit with Mom! Sleepwalkers
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Sleepy Hollow
~ Burton rolls some heads and bounces some boobs! Sleepy Hollow
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Somewhere in the Night
~ A noir story of tresspassing and a burned out love - Somewhere in the Night!
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Sorella di Ursula, La (The Sister of Ursula)
~ Bang a gong, death by dong, Sorella di Ursula, La
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Special Dead
~ Sometimes heros ride the short bus
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Splatter Disco
~ Did you ever want to fuck a Panda?
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Splinter
~ Yesterday Anastasia got a SPLINTER in her ass!
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Stan Helsing
~ Someone please put a fucking stake in this films heart! Stan Helsing
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The Story Of Prunella
~ Why am I reviewing a porn film? Pull up a chair and let me explain.
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Straitjacket
~ Where's the axe, I'm bored!
•
Strange Invaders
~ Strange, but not strange enough. Strange Invaders
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Surveillance
~ This is why I watch movies! Surveillance
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Swamp Zombies
~ Even Jasmin's big ones can't provide bounce to SWAMP ZOMBIES
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Taken
~ Taken, nowhere near enough Famke but still fun!
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Tanya's Island
~ D.D. Winters, Vanity be thy name, this film be thy mistake!
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Teeth
~ Your little suzi ate my twinkie!
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The Adventures of Robin Hood
~ Fuck the dude in tights! Bring on Maid Marion...The Adventures of Robin Hood
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The Alphabet Killer
~ Eliza and Rob make a wrong turn with THE ALPHABET KILLER
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The Black Dahlia
~ It's missing an hour, but De Palma's work hits the spot! The Black Dahlia
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The Blair Witch Project
~ Blair Witch ten years later!
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The Booby Hatch
~ Despite some nice shrubbery The Booby Hatch doesn't catch
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The Burrowers
~ I think you are gonna dig this one! The Burrowers
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The Butcher
~ Pig Man and Chainsaws beat a dead horse! The Butcher
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The Chase
~ All star cast kicks Redford's ass, hair still perfect! The Chase
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The Children
~ Snowball fights and children ... will they take you out?
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The China Syndrome
~ Kimberly Wells can fluff my piece anytime! The China Syndrome
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The Cottage
~ This bird can't be caged!
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The Craving
~ Lets get high on monster stank!
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The Dark Corner
~ Lucy I'm home! The Dark Corner has at least one Ball
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The Dead Don't Scream
~ First you will wish you hadn't, then you will be glad you did. The Dead Don't Scream
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The Devil's Tomb
~ Even Hellboy is trapped in The Devil's Tomb
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The Fountain
~ Jackman can act! Weisz will make you cry! Aaronofsky's The Fountain
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The Gateway Meat
~ Now where did those jumper cables go?
•
The Great American Snuff Film
~ Capturing the raw images on super 8 film!
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The Happening
~ Marky milquetoast the harbinger of THE HAPPENING
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The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
~ Sheri Moon NAKED! The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
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The House of the Demon
~ Little Blow Peep and the toga demon! The House of the Demon
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The Killer Shrews
~ Classic monster movie complete with pubic hair puppets, The Killer Shrews!
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The Legend of Sorrow Creek
~ It probably won't make you pee but check out THE LEGEND OF SORROW CREEK
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The Leopard Man
~ No blood, no boobs, still a masterpiece! The Leopard Man
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The Long Goodbye
~ Shut up, I ask the questions!
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Jack Ketchum's The Lost
~ Unfortunately every town has a violent little bitch like Ray, JACK KETCHUM'S THE LOST
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The Lost Boys
~ The one thing living in Santa Carla I could never stomach, all the damn vampires!
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The Maltese Falcon
~ Sam Spade is on the case! The Maltese Falcon
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The Maniacs (I Maniaci)
~ Barbara Steele came in my room! (In my dreams) The Maniacs
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The Midnight Meat Train
~ Grab a jar of warts and your favorite hammer its time for a ride on THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN
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The Naked Kiss
~ The Naked Kiss, I don't think this one needs a tagline!
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The Narrow Margin
~ What a great day for a train ride - The Narrow Margin!
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The Old Dark House
~ Wouldn't you love to spend a night in The Old Dark House!
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The Pawnbroker
~ Monday is harsh and so is The Pawnbroker!
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The Psychomanteum
~ Put on your shorts! were going to The Psychomanteum!
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The She Beast (La Sorella di Satana)
~ Who hasn't popped wood over Steele! The She Beast
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The Sister of Ursula (Sorella di Ursula, La)
~ Bang a gong, death by dong, Sorella di Ursula, La
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The Strangers
~ It's not French but its still scary!
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
~ Meanest dog on the block! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
~ "Don't skimp on the meat" The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
~ "There's roadkill all over Texas!" Leatherface: TCM III
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
~ McConaughey's failure to launch started here! TCM- The Next Generation
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Remake)
~ The Erminator and Biel's ass! Texas Chaisaw Massacre (the remake)
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
~ Brewster ain't Biel and Biel ain't Burns so why bother TCM- The Beginning
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The Three Faces of Eve
~ One body and a ménage à trois of personalities!
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The Torch Singer
~ Questioning penguins and toasty hot torch singers!
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The Tripper
~ Where America's best and brightest come to celebrate!
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The Undertow
~ I got me a hankering to squish some city boy's head! The Undertow
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The Vagrant
~ Currently not available, Contact MGM and demand your copy of The Vagrant now!
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The Wild Man Of The Navidad
~ That damn Bigfoot sure gets around doesn't he?
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The Wizard of Oz
~ Fuck the witch, it was the munchkins that defined madness! The Wizard of Oz
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Thicker Than Water: The Vampire Diaries Part 1
~ Fuck Twilight, blood is Thicker Than Water!
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Thirst
~ Pasteurized pathos from down under
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Timecrimes (Los Cronocrimenes)
~ Timecrimes, what happens when you try to see some boobs!
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Tokyo Gore Police
~ TOKYO GORE POLICE, complete with chainsaw duels and gimps!
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Tommy
~ The only real answers lie within. Tommy
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Toolbox Murders (2003 Remake)
~ Hooper hammers Sheri Moon Zombie! Toolbox Murders
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Trailer Park Boys: The Movie
~ See Bubbles Kitties! Lucy's Boobs! and Ricky's wedding! Trailer Park Boys: The Movie
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Train
~ Hostel on a train... wow that's original!
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Trick 'r Treat
~ WB can bite my ass! Trick 'r Treat is finally here!
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Thriller- en grym film (a cruel picture)
~ There aint no Michael Jackson beating it in this! Thriller-a cruel picture
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Two Minute Warning
~ Heston and Cassavetes, need I say more! Two Minute Warning
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Undead or Alive
~ A sensitive cowboy polishes his locket!
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Under the Raven's Wing
~ Sometimes less really is more! UNDER THE RAVEN'S WING
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Undercurrent
~ Do I detect an Undercurrent of lust regarding Katherine Hepburn?
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Us Sinners
~ Brain Frappe anyone! Us Sinners
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Vampire Party (Les Dents de la Nuit)
~ This Party is going to suck ... Vampire Party
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Vengeance Of The Dead
~ Gross! gramps is slapping the salami!
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Vikaren ( The Substitute )
~ Cover me in Paprika and make me run!
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Vinyan
~ A quiet film that makes you think before you scream, Vinyan
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Vipers
~ VIPERS, The best Tara Reid movie since Josie and the Pussycats!
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Voodoo Dollz
~ I am in the girls locker room, doing what my mommy told me not to do! Voodoo Dollz
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Walk on the Wild Side
~ A side of life you never expected to see on screen!
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Warlock Moon
~ The giant red bell bottoms are the only scary thing about Warlock Moon
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Warning !!! Pedophile Released
~ Go get this film now! Warning !!! Pedophile Released
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Watchmen
~ I think Carla just melted my TV! Watchmen
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What To Do In A Zombie Attack
~ What would you do?
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Where the Sidewalk Ends
~ One false move and you're over your head. Where the Sidewalk Ends.
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While She Was Out
~ Basinger fixes all of her problems with toolbox in hand! While She Was Out
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Whip It
~ Be your own hero; watch Drew Barrymore Whip It!
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White Dog
~ If only we were all colorblind...
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White of the Eye
~ Murder as performance art! White of the Eye
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Why Am I In A Box?
~ "Welcome to the White Room, One way in, Two ways out, Done...or dead"
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Wicked Lake
~ The Pye gets pink in WICKED LAKE
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Wild Country
~ Scottish werewolves and horny Priests!
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Witness for the Prosecution
~ Dietrich bears a gam in Powers last role! Witness for the Prosecution
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Wolfman, The
~ A tolerable remake howls in the moonlight!
The Wolfman
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Wonder Woman
~ Wonder Woman, eleven year old boys and a tent!
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Zero Hour!
~ Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin fish!
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
~ Wolverine de-clawed. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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Zibahkhana (Hell's Ground)
~ HELL'S GROUND, the Pakistani Hootenanny
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Zombie Dearest
~ Penis sock puppet! need I say more....... Zombie Dearest
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Zombie Diaries
~ Dear ZOMBIE DIARIES, today I bit some guy with a camera!
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Zombie Strippers
~ The power of ping pong balls!
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Zombies Zombies Zombies
~ Strippers vs. Zombies - Game on!
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